Gnat In My Lipgloss

Seriously, people, the drama is getting out of control! Last time I had checked, highschool was somewhere around (well the years aren't important) but many years ago! Can't we all just live together, happy in our medication induced euphoria? I mean I can share my xanax if some doesn't have any. I am just sooooooo tired of people trying to convince me that someone else is bad for this or that, wanting me to agree and throw in some badmouthing fun myself. I guess because this crazy gossip-party could describe all of my highschool years and many of my college years I am just tired of it. And there's a difference between needing to talk with a close friend about something that's upsetting you and just tearing into people you barely know! I need to come up with a new phrase that will stop people mid-tear, and let them know that I'm not interested. I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't react well to hearing "Get over yourself, you have way more problems than they do, and I don't give a crap what they've done to you." I don't know, now that I've said it maybe that would work. I'll let ya know....