Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Why is the personal property tax always due at Christmas time?
How can a ten pound dog be strong enough to jerk her head right out of my hands when the brush appears?
How can a house go from freezing cold to burning hot when you barely adjust the temperature?
How is it that I always manage to spill every uncovered drink within my reach?
Why are red and green THE colors of Christmas?
Why don't vegetables taste good?
Why can't I live off of bread and potatoes?
What possesses men to wipe their dirty, greesy hands on the whitest towel in the house?
Why can some people cook anything they want, while others can barely boil water?
How can my dog find and destroy the ONE kleenex that fell out of my pocket?
Shouldn't it be illegal for teachers to assign homework BEFORE the semester begins?
Why are commercials ten times louder than the show you are watching?
Why do men think scaring the living daylights out of women is funny?
Why does math have to be EVERYWHERE?
Why do we always look for the worst in each other?
Why can't the calender-makers find a better way to hang calenders than putting in a little hole that obviously will not last an entire year?
How is it that scientists can replace someone's heart, but they can't cure the common cold?
How can a ten pound dog be strong enough to jerk her head right out of my hands when the brush appears?
How can a house go from freezing cold to burning hot when you barely adjust the temperature?
How is it that I always manage to spill every uncovered drink within my reach?
Why are red and green THE colors of Christmas?
Why don't vegetables taste good?
Why can't I live off of bread and potatoes?
What possesses men to wipe their dirty, greesy hands on the whitest towel in the house?
Why can some people cook anything they want, while others can barely boil water?
How can my dog find and destroy the ONE kleenex that fell out of my pocket?
Shouldn't it be illegal for teachers to assign homework BEFORE the semester begins?
Why are commercials ten times louder than the show you are watching?
Why do men think scaring the living daylights out of women is funny?
Why does math have to be EVERYWHERE?
Why do we always look for the worst in each other?
Why can't the calender-makers find a better way to hang calenders than putting in a little hole that obviously will not last an entire year?
How is it that scientists can replace someone's heart, but they can't cure the common cold?
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Those are some great questions. Adam scares me to death sometimes and then gets mad at me for being startled. Go figure.
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